Dog Peeves

Echo · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: Dog Peeves

Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DOG

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Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

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hmz819 · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject:

Hahahaha Mindi that is so cute and true!!!!
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Raleighsmom · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject:

Bwahahahaha...those were great Mindi!!!! Thanks for posting those! Wink

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gene · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Dog Peeves

Echo · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

He's one smart dood! Laughing

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MaxandMe · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject:

Calimom · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject:

I really enjoyed that Mindi, thanks for the laugh!
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Tink · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject:

ROFL thanks for the giggle... too true not to be funny.
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annabelles mom · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:51 pm Post subject:

Great post thanks for sharing
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FoodLady · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:50 am Post subject:

Mindi .... Love it! Thanks for sharing ... pictures were great! Laughing

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Maddjaxx · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:00 am Post subject:

Now those ARE FUNNY!!! I love "The sleight of hand" line. And the "You don't see me picking up your poop do you?" Really good, thanks for sharing them.
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