No ifs, ands, or butts!

FoodLady · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:09 am Post subject: No ifs, ands, or butts!

DH said if I didn't tell this story he was going to ban my participation on this forum ... AS IF! Rolling Eyes

I've complained before Ebbe is well into her misbehaving teenage mode. At almost eleven months, our sweet puppy has turned into devil dog ... if it can be gotten into she'll get into it!

Last evening I had just finished the laundry, and was making up our bed with clean sheets. Ebbe was 500'ing, DH was in his 'chair of laziness'. Periodically I'd toss Ebbe's squeeky ball down the hall -she'd run and fetch and then want to play "try to get it from me" Twisted Evil

Since I was smoothing and tucking I didn't realize she had dropped the ball and as I bent over to tuck in the top sheet ....
Shocked

CHOMP

... she used her teeth to get my attention by biting me in the rear end!!!!! Since I was wearing jammy bottoms one tooth broke through and drew blood. I yelled bloody murder, scared the *($^&* out of Marc who jumped up, immediately placed her in the "Bad Dog" room without knowing what happened, but when told almost ruptured a body part laughing so hard! Embarassed

Ebbe was released on parole, I took care of the nip, Marc kept laughing and has run through all the jokes in his arsenal. He just wants to know what my forum friends have up their collective sleeve. Confused

Be kind ..... or should I say .... Be hind!
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seazr · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:16 am Post subject:

Mary--I'm pm'ing you!
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Tink · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:57 am Post subject:

OUCH!
Now you can truly ay she's a pain in your butt. Laughing

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annabelles mom · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:47 pm Post subject:

OMG - Miss Ebbe what were you thinking, you should never bite the hand, or butt, that feeds you Laughing

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Calimom · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject:

Oh Miss Ebe, after all your mom did to make you a film star! My mom's feelings would be really hurt if I did that. I know how you feel though when you get wrapped up in a Doodle 500, sometimes things just happen! Shocked

You be nice to your momma today. Your friend Cali.
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lmtoth2 · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:13 pm Post subject:

I feel kinda bad for how hard I just laughed Embarassed

It won't make you feel any better, but Dexter is still fully in adolescence and he's 14 mos old Smile

It's really not funny, but I just got such a good laugh.
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FoodLady · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:16 pm Post subject:

Laughter is permitted ... consider it a gift! :wink
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Cinsmom · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject:

I guess you'll be the "butt" of the jokes for a while. Kind of makes it hard to sit down though.

Ebbe, Ebbe, Ebbe, what were you thinking? Yeah, I know. It was there and you thought it would be a great way to get her attention. Well, think of something else! Try flipping the elbows with your nose. Works for me!

Your friend,
Cinnamon

gene · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

Maybe she was hungry for a little "rump" roast! Embarassed

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gene · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

sessa35 · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject:

FoodLady · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject:

thank you - thank you! Your sympathy is underwhelming! Rolling Eyes

Vanessa ... if my derriere were that firm ... I don't know ... it's never been near that firm.

Anyway, Ebbe is preparing her defense and will post it later. I think she doesn't want me to see how many times she types huge, big, and wide load as she relates her "backside" of the story. Embarassed

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annieG · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject:

I needed a good laugh today] Razz

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Raleighsmom · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject:

Oh Mary!!!! I couldn't help but laugh......and poor Ebbe..being sent to the bad dog room...Bwahahahaha,,,,ooops..sorry! Confused

I can just picture the whole thing now!!! Raleigh nips my behind once in awhile when I'm walking down the hall, to get my attention..but I ignore him, because I don't want him to get into the habit of THAT!! He also has a large territory to nip!! Shocked

Bwahahahahaha....oh,oh...there I go again!!! Wink

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gene · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject: