A must read .....

PlainJane · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:48 am Post subject: A must read .....

I got this forwarded to me today... just had to share ...

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena (my wonder dog) at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired with little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog but I was starting the Purina Diet again...although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants' pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, that I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore. (Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.)
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Calimom · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:52 am Post subject:

Too funny!!! Laughing

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MaxandMe · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:52 am Post subject:

Jane i've read this one before and laugh every time!! i love it hhahaa

and i've been known to say things at times makes one's eyeballs pop out while others figure out i was joking Wink

makes life more interesting Very Happy

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blueteal · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:18 am Post subject:

teehee
Love that one..............
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FoodLady · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject:

Chuckled so hard I woke Ebbe up and she had to woof at me a bit! Laughing

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KingstonTodd · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:23 pm Post subject:

I actually did lol. funny story.

my Boo · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:24 am Post subject:

Pahahaha!! That's hysterical! Laughing

Love the avatar, PlainJane! Got any new photos to share with the photo-hungry forum?? Wink

sdrudge · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:44 am Post subject:

Funny.

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Cinsmom · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:58 am Post subject:

"Here's your sign...!"