Charles McFluffiebutt the 1st, Labradoodle, is now for hire

[charliesmom]

That's right, folks! For the low low price of a liver treat or two you get the world's most practiced Lego finder at your beck and call. He roots out those pesky plastic squares from obscure and random places in 5 seconds flat (even after you vacuum)! Guaranteed! No Lego is too small for Mr. McFluffiebutt.

[Raleighsmom]

OMG...Bahahahaha...when I first logged in and saw that nanme, I groaned, and thought..oh no..another spammer!!! Hahahaha...what a great name for your little dood...how about some pics of Charlie!!!

[MaxandMe]

NOW charliesmom........i do have a few MORE questions on Charles McFluffiebutt the 1st labradoodle for hire.

BEFORE I CONSIDER HIRING HIM AND HAVING TO CONTACT YOU REGARDIG PRICE PER HOUR OR PER DAY , I need to know:

1. JUST HOW fluffy is his butt? meaning if i tied a thick sweatshirt on him or a fleece pullover and sprayed it with endust
or someother dusting product, WOULD he be able to do some dusting under my coffee tables and and behind couches?

maybe i should ask HOW Tall is he at the shoulders?


2.ARE LIVER TREATS the only kind of treat that motivates him? OH OH what brand do you buy or do i have to cook real chicken liver
for him and cut it into tiny pieces. Don't worry i realize LIVER is high in protein thus tiny pieces is necessary so McFluffie BUTT
doesn't become Mc MUSHY STINKY butt

3. LASTLY I have all my kids LEGOS in safe keeping as they ages 17 yr old to 21 yrs old......but how good is he at picking up
whatnot that falls on the floor when DAVE HONEY (my fiance) eats at the coffee table in the living room? As peanut and max
aren't allowed to eat anything unless i say OKAy and usually i am eating at dining room table thus i don't realize that tidbits
fall to the living room floor

4 PLEASE PM YOUR REPLY TO MY NECESSARY QUESTIONS AND WE CAN ALSO EXCHANGE ANY ADDT'L INFO AS NEEDED.

thank you very much charliesmom

sincerely
max n peanut's mom

[Jac]

hahahahahhaaaa! Very cute! I love the name!! Can't wait for a picture!

[SamsonsMom]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. How funny!!!