Thanks, annmarie!
I know I have been a part of those "poopy" discussions!
And..........you're right........they are like our kids!
Okay.........now I have time for my FUNNY story that we tell all the time. This goes waaaaaaaaay back, so you'll see that this has always been ME!
When my son was a baby, I CHOSE the old-fashioned way and did sterilizing of bottles and nipples. I used the other kind when travelling.
At that time, my husbands nephew lived with us. God....I loved that guy! He was only about 3 years younger than me and we really got along well. Nope! Nothing was "going on"! :P
So, as I had asked him to help with my dog at that time, he did.....unlike my lazy husband.

Mike would take my dog out to the yard on leash as we didn't have access to the yard directly.
Mike was always a great help. But, I hounded him so much about this dear dogs potty habits. It's not surprising that eventually he had to be getting irritated....yet he was always polite.
One day, this dog hadn't been taken out. Everyone said he had and ummm...they lied. So, I was sitting at the kitchen table with my baby and the dog walked right up to me....turned his back to me and POOPED!

HE had NEVER messed in the house before!
Of course I threw a hairy fit.
So, I really got on these guys if I hadn't personally seen him go.
One day, I stood in the kitchen sterilzing and placing the items on sanitized towels.
Mike walked into the house with our dog and I OF COURSE asked if he went!
He said YES and I didn't believe him because he wasn't out there very long.
Mike didn't say a word...but walked outside with a paper towel and brought it into the kitchen placing it right next to my sterilized bottles!
I NEVER ASKED MIKE AGAIN!

I just believed him! :P