Ouch!

Dextersmommy · 05-29-2008, 09:39 AM

I took Dex out for potty this morning. I know better than to go barefooted, but he was in a hurry and I couldn't find my shoes. So I thought I'd just stay on the wooden sidewalk and let him go on the grass beside it. Everything was going swimmingly til my neighbor walked out of his house. Dex saw him and went nuts (he adores Ken). He yanked me so hard, I lost balance and started going toward the grassy hillside, which is covered with thistle weeds. I didn't want a foot full of thistle so I put on the brakes. Dex was still in full diesel tractor mode and kept right on going. My big old butt hit the ground (yep, in the thistles) and I let go of the leash. He ran straight to Ken and scratched his arm badly when he jumped on him. Ken walked him back to me and I got up with some of my dignity intact. Ouch. We parted with Ken's arm bleeding and him going back in to get a paper towel, and my booty stinging from thistles.

I need a shower and Mr. Incredible Hulk needs obedience lessons, bad.

**MaxandMe** · 05-29-2008, 09:46 AM

SO is anything other than your pride hurting Rita? and poor Ken.

I myself have done a couple of airborne somersaults in the past
on wet grass due to overexhuberant doodles doing Doodle 500 runs

and somehow i got in the middle of it

MR HULK Dexter ---you gotta slow down buddy

Natalie · 05-29-2008, 09:48 AM

Oh, not a good way to start the day! I'm so sorry! It's bad enough falling down, but to have an audience

and a naughty doodle

Hope your day gets better

05-29-2008, 11:09 AM

Dexter be good to your Mommy!!! Sorry your day started so bad!

L's Mom · 05-29-2008, 12:10 PM

Oh no! I hope your tush is ok!

**lindamarie** · 05-29-2008, 12:13 PM

OUCH is right!!! Feel better!!!

sdrudge · 05-29-2008, 12:38 PM

That made my butt hurt.

annabelles mom · 05-29-2008, 02:10 PM

O Rita, I hope you are ok, I think we've all been on the wrong side of a doggie leash

Tink · 05-29-2008, 02:24 PM

It's not till you have to ask for help picking thorns outta your tush that you find out who your REAL friends are.

I hope you're all ok!

Raleighsmom · 05-29-2008, 05:05 PM

Owwwwww Rita!!! My stomach did a flip when I envisioned you falling into the thistles!!!! Hope you're ok, but you'll probably be sore tomorrow!
Hey Dex..take it from me Raleigh...go easy on your Mom..ok Buddy?

Dextersmommy · 05-29-2008, 06:01 PM

I'm fine. I heard a noise out back awhile ago and it was Ken, mowing my back yard. He must have felt bad for me landing in that mess

Mr. Hulk is wound for sound as usual. I don't think he feels any remorse at all for hurting mommy's bum.

gene · 05-29-2008, 06:10 PM

At least your pants stayed on!

Any chance a video capture was made.........

Dextersmommy · 05-29-2008, 07:04 PM

Um, no.

There's a reason I don't own a video camera, and refuse to figure out how to use the one on my cell phone.

The pants stayed on this time. But it wouldn't have been anything Ken hadn't accidentally seen before. Did I tell about the time I snuck out to potty Dex at 6:00 a.m., in my scanties, only to hear him clear his throat from the hot tub, and laugh as I ran for the door?

gene · 05-29-2008, 07:05 PM

I'm still giggling from that one.......sorry......

**MaxandMe** · 05-29-2008, 07:31 PM

Rita....you mind pm'ing more of your stories as i could turn it into a Great BLOG article , humorous one that is

05-29-2008, 09:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dextersmommy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	Ouch! I took Dex out for potty this morning. I know better than to go barefooted, but he was in a hurry and I couldn't find my shoes. So I thought I'd just stay on the wooden sidewalk and let him go on the grass beside it. Everything was going swimmingly til my neighbor walked out of his house. Dex saw him and went nuts (he adores Ken). He yanked me so hard, I lost balance and started going toward the grassy hillside, which is covered with thistle weeds. I didn't want a foot full of thistle so I put on the brakes. Dex was still in full diesel tractor mode and kept right on going. My big old butt hit the ground (yep, in the thistles) and I let go of the leash. He ran straight to Ken and scratched his arm badly when he jumped on him. Ken walked him back to me and I got up with some of my dignity intact. Ouch. We parted with Ken's arm bleeding and him going back in to get a paper towel, and my booty stinging from thistles. I need a shower and Mr. Incredible Hulk needs obedience lessons, bad. __________________ http://www.RitaDoe.etsy.com http://www.cabinfeversoapworks.net63.net A doodle a day keeps the boredom away.....

05-29-2008, 09:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
MaxandMe Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 15,103	SO is anything other than your pride hurting Rita? and poor Ken. I myself have done a couple of airborne somersaults in the past on wet grass due to overexhuberant doodles doing Doodle 500 runs and somehow i got in the middle of it MR HULK Dexter ---you gotta slow down buddy __________________ *Annmarie, Max,& Peanut* "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France uncondtional love: what a dog always does for us and humans strive to do but can we?

05-29-2008, 09:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Natalie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Caldwell, Idaho Posts: 174	Oh, not a good way to start the day! I'm so sorry! It's bad enough falling down, but to have an audience and a naughty doodle Hope your day gets better __________________ Natalie & Puddles http://doodlekisses.com/profile/Natalie

05-29-2008, 12:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
L's Mom Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: GA Posts: 1,162	Oh no! I hope your tush is ok! __________________ Jenny, Sam, Lucas, & Della

05-29-2008, 12:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
lindamarie Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham, Michigan Posts: 6,172	OUCH is right!!! Feel better!!! __________________ Linda & Bogart Dogs=Unconditional love "We have it all! Just like Bogie & Bacall!"

05-29-2008, 11:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	Dexter be good to your Mommy!!! Sorry your day started so bad!

05-29-2008, 12:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
sdrudge Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 2,196	That made my butt hurt. __________________ Samantha, Cacao and Beau (AKA:Romeo and Juliet)

05-29-2008, 02:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
annabelles mom Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: lkkkkkkkkkkkkk Posts: 6,837	O Rita, I hope you are ok, I think we've all been on the wrong side of a doggie leash

05-29-2008, 02:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tink Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: West central Wisconsin Posts: 2,506	It's not till you have to ask for help picking thorns outta your tush that you find out who your REAL friends are. I hope you're all ok! __________________ www.tinkerdoodle.net Hickory, Ava, Hana, Misty, and Chip (happy master of his Harem)

05-29-2008, 05:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Raleighsmom Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Windsor,Ct Posts: 4,617	Owwwwww Rita!!! My stomach did a flip when I envisioned you falling into the thistles!!!! Hope you're ok, but you'll probably be sore tomorrow! Hey Dex..take it from me Raleigh...go easy on your Mom..ok Buddy? __________________ Kathie,Raleigh & Molly! "Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier

05-29-2008, 06:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dextersmommy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	I'm fine. I heard a noise out back awhile ago and it was Ken, mowing my back yard. He must have felt bad for me landing in that mess Mr. Hulk is wound for sound as usual. I don't think he feels any remorse at all for hurting mommy's bum. __________________ http://www.RitaDoe.etsy.com http://www.cabinfeversoapworks.net63.net A doodle a day keeps the boredom away.....

05-29-2008, 06:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
gene Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: youngstown ohio Posts: 8,619	At least your pants stayed on! Any chance a video capture was made......... __________________ gene , jonah , miko and rumor "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley

05-29-2008, 07:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dextersmommy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	Um, no. There's a reason I don't own a video camera, and refuse to figure out how to use the one on my cell phone. The pants stayed on this time. But it wouldn't have been anything Ken hadn't accidentally seen before. Did I tell about the time I snuck out to potty Dex at 6:00 a.m., in my scanties, only to hear him clear his throat from the hot tub, and laugh as I ran for the door? __________________ http://www.RitaDoe.etsy.com http://www.cabinfeversoapworks.net63.net A doodle a day keeps the boredom away.....

05-29-2008, 07:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
gene Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: youngstown ohio Posts: 8,619	I'm still giggling from that one.......sorry...... __________________ gene , jonah , miko and rumor "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley

05-29-2008, 07:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
MaxandMe Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 15,103	Rita....you mind pm'ing more of your stories as i could turn it into a Great BLOG article , humorous one that is __________________ *Annmarie, Max,& Peanut* "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France uncondtional love: what a dog always does for us and humans strive to do but can we?

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