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01-27-2012, 07:54 PM
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How do I break it to her that she is not a human?
Lauren is 9 mths, & well toilet trained. 2 weeks ago she took to going to our bath room to poo and wee. We stopped that. It was already pretty gross that she feels it is appropriate to lick our legs dry when either of us get out of the bath....grossness increased as all 3 1/2 stone of her launched itself into my bath on top of me. Two days later she causally wonders in while I am bathing, 'What you doing in here missy out cha go' She ignored me, put her front paws on the sink and picked up my daughter tooth brush in her mouth. Just stood there like 'What? I'm cleaning my teeth'. I told her to get out and she went off in a huff! She thinks she is human!
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01-30-2012, 04:59 PM
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Location: Ohio
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LOL. Well if you manage to figure it out please let me know! Malcolm has tried to get in the shower with me before and thinks he should be eating at the table as well.
I did break down and let him start sleeping in the bed with me. He's a mini, so he's only about 25 pounds 
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02-02-2012, 05:57 PM
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aww, your labradoodles are soo pretty. Both myself and my daughter feel Lauren is growing up so quickly and needs siblings! We are trying to resist getting another one or two...or three..haha. It doesn't help coming on here and seeing your gorgeous babies.
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02-02-2012, 06:03 PM
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By the way.. I might have to learn that she isn't a human. My father lives 665 miles away and is ill at the moment so we are considering kennels for Lauren for a week- here is how the phone call went:
On the phone to Animal Hotel- "Good morning, I am ringing with regards to about placing my daughter in your kennels for a week" (them) "Do you think she will be ok with that?" " I don't know I haven't placed her in kennels before and I was hoping you could reassure me" (them) "We would reassure her first" "Good well I am glad you concentrate on the anim....oh hang on, I meant my baby, not my daughter, erm, my little girl,... oh dear.. my dog" (them) " Got there in the end didn't we?" |
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02-02-2012, 06:27 PM
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Location: Ohio
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LOL funny phone call
I hope it all works out and that your father recovers! BTW...I refer to Malcolm as my son all the time. In fact at my job I was telling my manager I was leaving at a certain time to take my son to class. She just looked at me blankly for a moment and said "I didn't think you had any kids..." |
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03-02-2012, 12:14 PM
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MAX my 112lb baby who's 5.5yrs old, 26 in,,,,,he thinks he's a lap dog at times. shhhhhhhhhhh i can't tell him hie head alone is bigger than a yorky on steriods & Peanut she's our tank-a-doodle princess who now has her blanket on a special 4ft long ottoman
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