My mom is a clean freak

SamsonsMom · 09-29-2009, 03:52 PM

Samson here - somebody PLEASE tell my Mom to stop with the wierd sweeping thing - and the wet mop like thing that messes up all my beautiful pawprints. SHE went nuts last night...said that it isn't muddy outside anymore - so it shouldn't be muddy inside . . . and the madness began.

FIRST she made all these dirt/fur/debris piles on the kitchen and living room floors. I tried telling her it was pointless by constantly walking through the piles and re-spreading them all over the floor. I mean COME ON - I worked hard bringing in that dirt and fur, just for her to go an sweep it up?? I don't think so!! But she just kept on re-piling all the dirt and started asking Issac to come and distract me. I didn't need a distraction - I was busy re-distributing dirt!

Well after the broom and the swiffer she finally managed, despite my best efforts, to sweep up the floor. I thought she'd be done, but NOOOO she cracked out the mop. Again, TRIED telling it was pointless by walking back through the area she just mopped. But she just continued to SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB!

Than she did something just HORRIBLE - she started in on the bathroom and hallway - even MOVING MY TOYS!!! Doesn't she know those are MY spots?!?!?! Well she finally finished and I just didn't know what to do, everything smelled different - my fur on the ground was gone - so was the dirt. So to show her my disgust at her newly "clean" house - I paced in circles with my favorite bone in my mouth for 20 minutes. Without my dirt in my favorite spots, how am I supposed to know where to lay down and chew on my wonderful bone??

So if you guys don't mind - please tell my Mom that she is CRAZY and that my fur should be a prized treasure in the house, never to be disturbed! (And HURRY because I'm busy replacing the dirt and fur as we speak!!)

SykoSofie · 09-29-2009, 07:57 PM

Ha ha, Sampson, nice try, but we doggie mommies seem to have a different opinion when it comes to cleanliness and smelling good. Tonight I had to give Linus his second bath in 3 days because he decided to roll in something I'm sure he thought smelled delicious, (and I'm sure you would agree with him) but it made me gag... So your mom isn't a clean freak, she's just human.

Jac · 09-29-2009, 08:59 PM

Okay, Samson and Linus, you are a newbie here so listen to me...You're a man-dogs, right? Well, just go around that spiffy smelling floor and lift your leg! It's the only way to regain your turf! Sure, mom will get beat red in the face and maybe chase you around with the swiffer...but you can hide outside and she'll calm down. Trust us, bud. Woof!
Chase, Nitos, Dupree, Sherwood, Louie and Blue.

Ahem....they like to talk tough, but the girls know best...try to find some magazines about growing potatoes of something and chew up just the right page, your' mom will soon realize that it is easier to plant a garden in the kitchen than to try to keep it clean!
Love and kisses, Gracie, Bayley, Lexie, Madison, Rosie, Amelia Jane and Gerry (the girl team)

SamsonsMom · 09-29-2009, 09:09 PM

JACQUE!!! your veteran wonderful doggies are giving Samson some BAD BAD advice. Good thing I caught this post before he saw it!

And hey in my defense I've been pretty good in regards to the mess. We have WHITE tile floors in the kitchen....HORRIBLE just horrible! For some reason the other night I went into cleaning mode. And poor Samson was actually pacing the house once I was done like he didn't remember where he liked to lay.

I kind-of felt bad for the little guy!

**MaxandMe** · 09-30-2009, 10:32 PM

SAMSON buddy you're on your way to being a REAL DOG teaching your mom though slowly i'd admit what REALITY is all about
when a human has a puppy and/or heaven forbid add kids OR TEENAGERS into the scene.

KNOW what my mommie came home to today? she was ONLY gone 2 hours and potty walked us for 35min before leaving.
well UH i KINDA didn't let mommie know i ate some rotting fermented apples from under the apple tree mommie keeps
PLEADING with her dave honey( aka fiance soon to be ex-fiance) to take the DAM tree down.

wellllll mommie is not feeling well with ruptured discs and compressed nerves with one arm totally numb
soooooooooooo i POOPED mushy to really bad poop all over a 5 x8ft wool rug in front of the door but it gets BETTER!
when she pulled into the driveway I was soooooooooooo excited to see her and Peanut too that
well we kinda, sorta like uhhhhhhhh jumped in the poop withour paws, then I jumped onleather couch to look out window
to make sure it was MOM and not an intruder, and i do NOT Know how but Peanut also got the poop inbeetween her paws

sooooooooooo mommie walks in,, her NOSE WRINKLED UP WEIRDLY, and her eyes got big as saucers,'then she almost fell
as she slid on POOP. OH she had on her good B'orm shoes taht have a million tiny nubby treads too.
somehow she managed to fall onto a bench then walked to us and SHE" now got MORE POOP all over.

soooooooooooooo she kinda yelled, "WHAT THE @#$#@???!!!" I am not allowd to repeat what she said
sooooooo we hid of course that meant we got poop on anothr rug and more flooring.

MOMMIE got out a whole roll of paper towels, 3 plastic bags, washed her shoes off thn got it on her socks

YEAH" we giggled HEY she did waht we did!!!

soooooooooo then comes out the spray bottle and then the gallon JUG of Nature's Miracle.
MOMMIE somehow spilled the gallon jug.....soooooo out comes the mop and she had to mop 1000 sq ft of mexican tiles
scrape out with a knife the poop i managed to get underneath the staircase! then she mopped the dining room and kitchen
oh wait.......it got under her fingernails!! ewwwwwwwwwwww that was gross for a human to do!
sooooooo she goes to sink to use hose to spray it out then sees MORE POOP on her hands now and it's on kitchen counter

MOMMIE took 1.5hours to clean this up and while scraping, soaking and scrubbing the rug TALKED TO HERSELF!
ASKED HERSELF QUESTIONS AND ANSWERED HERESELF?!!! UH ANY OTHER dog here see somethign wrong with this picture?
OH again she said a few things i'd get introuble repeating and/or teahing NEWBIE DOODLES!

soooooooooooo she finally said......i went without meds half the day to drive a few important errands
where's my meds! and sat waitign for DADDY TO arrive in driveway as he said he was almost home!
she MADE HIM roll UP a $300 wool rug and throw it out! DADDY did his best to say we'll use the Bissell to clean it.
MOM WON! it's outside!

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we got lots of hugs and kisses later as mommie felt bad she was in shock saying bad words
adn then ignored our feedign time cause she was cleanin up LOTS OF POOP.

OH I got IMMODIUM............peanut got a great dinner
mom said she kinda missed puppyhood the other day-wonder if she does now?
all i know is she is drinking DECAF TEA AND eating marble cheesecake and going mmmmmmmmmmmm
why doesnt' she share this with me?i said i was sorry!

sincerely
MAX who is 3.5yrs old next month

PS MOMMIE USED TO BE a clean freak now she she saw mud dries and is easier to vacuum up when dry and easier to quickmom
OH she also said YOUR MOM will eventually relax cleaning less and laughing more UNLESS YA get poop over half the house

AND if ya do..............try to do it on hard floor like things NOT carpets that get them going every time!

Elina · 10-01-2009, 05:07 AM

Oh my god, thank you, I really needed that after yesterdays catastrophy at home!

Raleighsmom · 10-01-2009, 09:50 AM

Bahahahahahaha...great response Annmarie...and like you always say..'glad it's YOUR Doodle and not mine'!!!

(but I hope Max is ok now, and Dave cuts down that @#*$# apple tree!)

utchuckd · 10-01-2009, 10:01 AM

Lolz! Glad I'm not the only one that's had to do that!

Tried the bathroom as confinement for Cap last week but he pooped in the middle of the floor then tracked it to every corner!

Back to the kitchen.

SamsonsMom · 10-01-2009, 10:21 AM

Oh Annmarie! How GROSS!!!! What a mess they can make without realizing it. Glad mine was all dirt and fur now. LOL!

**MaxandMe** · 10-01-2009, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamsonsMom

Oh Annmarie! How GROSS!!!! What a mess they can make without realizing it. Glad mine was all dirt and fur now. LOL!

DON't Worry you'll have your turn one day

JUST hopefully NOT as gross this is probably the worst in 3.5yrs

and well i will MISS that rug cause it also had a 3in by 7in HOLE PEANUT CHEWED IN IT while havign about
6 of her toys around her while we sat watching TV w/DAVE and i going, 'OH look how cute she is playing with her toys!"

SamsonsMom · 10-01-2009, 11:50 AM

LOL I bought a rug for the kitchen, THOUGHT it would leave less area for me to mop, and less area to show his pawprints. YEAH RIGHT!! It's become his favorite place to lay while we're eating, doing homework, etc. and he gets it just as messy! AWWW WELL!!!

So far (knock on wood) we have not had ANY accidents inside - GO SAMSON!!! I'm sure my day is coming though!! He has thrown up though (when he ate half a tennis ball) - and OMG I almost threw up cleaning it up. I hate cleaning up vomit!

**MaxandMe** · 10-01-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamsonsMom

He has thrown up though (when he ate half a tennis ball) - and OMG I almost threw up cleaning it up. I hate cleaning up vomit!

remember: KIDS are worse and take MORE than 18yrs to mature

...dogs? hmmmmmm i think the mature faster and do less damage

Jac · 10-01-2009, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamsonsMom

So far (knock on wood) we have not had ANY accidents inside - GO SAMSON!!! I'm sure my day is coming though!! He has thrown up though (when he ate half a tennis ball) - and OMG I almost threw up cleaning it up. I hate cleaning up vomit!

You'll get used to it! LOL

The other day I took Gracie to the vet for her Rabies shot...we drove there fine, but coming back, she pooped in the car...peeeewwwww!!! And then I cleaned it up and we drove to the park, walked around had a lovely time...got in the car and the second we got home and I turned the car off...she up-chucked!

The other day my friend and I were talking about this very (lovely) topic when she said, "I go through a lot of spatulas that way..." and bingo! the light came on in my head! Why didn't I think of that...so I bought a buch of those 78 cent paddles that you use to plaster drywall...had 'em in the car! I was so tickled! Both messes cleaned up in a flash!

Sorry...got off topic...but thought that someone might not have thought of the spatula either...

Lucky Me · 10-01-2009, 11:57 PM

I am a PRO at the spatula trick

......my daughter always threw-up at night. Lots of showering her and cleaning up the mess in the middle of the night.
She FINALLY grew out of it at about 12 yrs old.
I have been lucky with the dogs.....outside of a few episodes of vomiting, they have been great!
Sorry you had to deal with that Annmarie.... getting past the gross factor, that must have been painful & to hard clean with the shape you are in.

**MaxandMe** · 10-02-2009, 08:30 AM

BTW is Samson's MOM TAKING NOTES? OR copy/pasting this into a file furture reference????

SAMSON...........YOUR MOMMIE IS BEING AWFULLY QUIET

hmmmmmm

09-29-2009, 03:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
SamsonsMom Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 590	My mom is a clean freak Samson here - somebody PLEASE tell my Mom to stop with the wierd sweeping thing - and the wet mop like thing that messes up all my beautiful pawprints. SHE went nuts last night...said that it isn't muddy outside anymore - so it shouldn't be muddy inside . . . and the madness began. FIRST she made all these dirt/fur/debris piles on the kitchen and living room floors. I tried telling her it was pointless by constantly walking through the piles and re-spreading them all over the floor. I mean COME ON - I worked hard bringing in that dirt and fur, just for her to go an sweep it up?? I don't think so!! But she just kept on re-piling all the dirt and started asking Issac to come and distract me. I didn't need a distraction - I was busy re-distributing dirt! Well after the broom and the swiffer she finally managed, despite my best efforts, to sweep up the floor. I thought she'd be done, but NOOOO she cracked out the mop. Again, TRIED telling it was pointless by walking back through the area she just mopped. But she just continued to SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB! Than she did something just HORRIBLE - she started in on the bathroom and hallway - even MOVING MY TOYS!!! Doesn't she know those are MY spots?!?!?! Well she finally finished and I just didn't know what to do, everything smelled different - my fur on the ground was gone - so was the dirt. So to show her my disgust at her newly "clean" house - I paced in circles with my favorite bone in my mouth for 20 minutes. Without my dirt in my favorite spots, how am I supposed to know where to lay down and chew on my wonderful bone?? So if you guys don't mind - please tell my Mom that she is CRAZY and that my fur should be a prized treasure in the house, never to be disturbed! (And HURRY because I'm busy replacing the dirt and fur as we speak!!) __________________

09-29-2009, 07:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
SykoSofie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wabash, Indiana Posts: 139	Re: My mom is a clean freak Ha ha, Sampson, nice try, but we doggie mommies seem to have a different opinion when it comes to cleanliness and smelling good. Tonight I had to give Linus his second bath in 3 days because he decided to roll in something I'm sure he thought smelled delicious, (and I'm sure you would agree with him) but it made me gag... So your mom isn't a clean freak, she's just human. __________________ Theresa & Linus

09-29-2009, 08:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: northern California Posts: 9,243	Re: My mom is a clean freak Okay, Samson and Linus, you are a newbie here so listen to me...You're a man-dogs, right? Well, just go around that spiffy smelling floor and lift your leg! It's the only way to regain your turf! Sure, mom will get beat red in the face and maybe chase you around with the swiffer...but you can hide outside and she'll calm down. Trust us, bud. Woof! Chase, Nitos, Dupree, Sherwood, Louie and Blue. Ahem....they like to talk tough, but the girls know best...try to find some magazines about growing potatoes of something and chew up just the right page, your' mom will soon realize that it is easier to plant a garden in the kitchen than to try to keep it clean! Love and kisses, Gracie, Bayley, Lexie, Madison, Rosie, Amelia Jane and Gerry (the girl team)

09-29-2009, 09:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
SamsonsMom Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 590	Re: My mom is a clean freak JACQUE!!! your veteran wonderful doggies are giving Samson some BAD BAD advice. Good thing I caught this post before he saw it! And hey in my defense I've been pretty good in regards to the mess. We have WHITE tile floors in the kitchen....HORRIBLE just horrible! For some reason the other night I went into cleaning mode. And poor Samson was actually pacing the house once I was done like he didn't remember where he liked to lay. I kind-of felt bad for the little guy! __________________

09-30-2009, 10:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
MaxandMe Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 15,103	Re: My mom is a clean freak SAMSON buddy you're on your way to being a REAL DOG teaching your mom though slowly i'd admit what REALITY is all about when a human has a puppy and/or heaven forbid add kids OR TEENAGERS into the scene. KNOW what my mommie came home to today? she was ONLY gone 2 hours and potty walked us for 35min before leaving. well UH i KINDA didn't let mommie know i ate some rotting fermented apples from under the apple tree mommie keeps PLEADING with her dave honey( aka fiance soon to be ex-fiance) to take the DAM tree down. wellllll mommie is not feeling well with ruptured discs and compressed nerves with one arm totally numb soooooooooooo i POOPED mushy to really bad poop all over a 5 x8ft wool rug in front of the door but it gets BETTER! when she pulled into the driveway I was soooooooooooo excited to see her and Peanut too that well we kinda, sorta like uhhhhhhhh jumped in the poop withour paws, then I jumped onleather couch to look out window to make sure it was MOM and not an intruder, and i do NOT Know how but Peanut also got the poop inbeetween her paws sooooooooooo mommie walks in,, her NOSE WRINKLED UP WEIRDLY, and her eyes got big as saucers,'then she almost fell as she slid on POOP. OH she had on her good B'orm shoes taht have a million tiny nubby treads too. somehow she managed to fall onto a bench then walked to us and SHE" now got MORE POOP all over. soooooooooooooo she kinda yelled, "WHAT THE @#$#@???!!!" I am not allowd to repeat what she said sooooooo we hid of course that meant we got poop on anothr rug and more flooring. MOMMIE got out a whole roll of paper towels, 3 plastic bags, washed her shoes off thn got it on her socks YEAH" we giggled HEY she did waht we did!!! soooooooooo then comes out the spray bottle and then the gallon JUG of Nature's Miracle. MOMMIE somehow spilled the gallon jug.....soooooo out comes the mop and she had to mop 1000 sq ft of mexican tiles scrape out with a knife the poop i managed to get underneath the staircase! then she mopped the dining room and kitchen oh wait.......it got under her fingernails!! ewwwwwwwwwwww that was gross for a human to do! sooooooo she goes to sink to use hose to spray it out then sees MORE POOP on her hands now and it's on kitchen counter MOMMIE took 1.5hours to clean this up and while scraping, soaking and scrubbing the rug TALKED TO HERSELF! ASKED HERSELF QUESTIONS AND ANSWERED HERESELF?!!! UH ANY OTHER dog here see somethign wrong with this picture? OH again she said a few things i'd get introuble repeating and/or teahing NEWBIE DOODLES! soooooooooooo she finally said......i went without meds half the day to drive a few important errands where's my meds! and sat waitign for DADDY TO arrive in driveway as he said he was almost home! she MADE HIM roll UP a $300 wool rug and throw it out! DADDY did his best to say we'll use the Bissell to clean it. MOM WON! it's outside! OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we got lots of hugs and kisses later as mommie felt bad she was in shock saying bad words adn then ignored our feedign time cause she was cleanin up LOTS OF POOP. OH I got IMMODIUM............peanut got a great dinner mom said she kinda missed puppyhood the other day-wonder if she does now? all i know is she is drinking DECAF TEA AND eating marble cheesecake and going mmmmmmmmmmmm why doesnt' she share this with me?i said i was sorry! sincerely MAX who is 3.5yrs old next month PS MOMMIE USED TO BE a clean freak now she she saw mud dries and is easier to vacuum up when dry and easier to quickmom OH she also said YOUR MOM will eventually relax cleaning less and laughing more UNLESS YA get poop over half the house AND if ya do..............try to do it on hard floor like things NOT carpets that get them going every time! __________________ *Annmarie, Max,& Peanut* "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France uncondtional love: what a dog always does for us and humans strive to do but can we?

10-01-2009, 05:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
Elina Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Finland Posts: 10	Re: My mom is a clean freak Oh my god, thank you, I really needed that after yesterdays catastrophy at home! __________________ Elina and Taco

10-01-2009, 09:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Raleighsmom Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Windsor,Ct Posts: 4,617	Re: My mom is a clean freak Bahahahahahaha...great response Annmarie...and like you always say..'glad it's YOUR Doodle and not mine'!!! (but I hope Max is ok now, and Dave cuts down that @#*$# apple tree!) __________________ Kathie,Raleigh & Molly! "Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier

10-01-2009, 10:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
utchuckd Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 198	Re: My mom is a clean freak Lolz! Glad I'm not the only one that's had to do that! Tried the bathroom as confinement for Cap last week but he pooped in the middle of the floor then tracked it to every corner! Back to the kitchen. __________________ Me (Donnie) and Captain McGee. Travis McGee's still on Cedar Key, that's what old John MacDonald said...

10-01-2009, 10:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
SamsonsMom Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 590	Re: My mom is a clean freak Oh Annmarie! How GROSS!!!! What a mess they can make without realizing it. Glad mine was all dirt and fur now. LOL! __________________

10-01-2009, 11:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
SamsonsMom Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 590	Re: My mom is a clean freak LOL I bought a rug for the kitchen, THOUGHT it would leave less area for me to mop, and less area to show his pawprints. YEAH RIGHT!! It's become his favorite place to lay while we're eating, doing homework, etc. and he gets it just as messy! AWWW WELL!!! So far (knock on wood) we have not had ANY accidents inside - GO SAMSON!!! I'm sure my day is coming though!! He has thrown up though (when he ate half a tennis ball) - and OMG I almost threw up cleaning it up. I hate cleaning up vomit! __________________

10-01-2009, 11:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Lucky Me Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,744	Re: My mom is a clean freak I am a PRO at the spatula trick ......my daughter always threw-up at night. Lots of showering her and cleaning up the mess in the middle of the night. She FINALLY grew out of it at about 12 yrs old. I have been lucky with the dogs.....outside of a few episodes of vomiting, they have been great! Sorry you had to deal with that Annmarie.... getting past the gross factor, that must have been painful & to hard clean with the shape you are in. __________________ Judi,Tuesday, Marley, Easy (and little Reba too!) www.judiblueszoo.com

10-02-2009, 08:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
MaxandMe Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 15,103	Re: My mom is a clean freak BTW is Samson's MOM TAKING NOTES? OR copy/pasting this into a file furture reference???? SAMSON...........YOUR MOMMIE IS BEING AWFULLY QUIET hmmmmmm __________________ *Annmarie, Max,& Peanut* "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France uncondtional love: what a dog always does for us and humans strive to do but can we?

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