Intruder goes too far

Dextersmommy · 01-12-2009, 03:21 PM

Case: Home Intruder known to frequent homes of doodle owners

Time: Sometime between 9:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m, Monday, January 12, 2009

Witnesses: Dexter and Daisy, shown below in Exhibits A & B with evidence, no statements given

Charge: Destroying the last roll of TP in the house, and invading clothes hamper leaving panties in evidence. Intruder considered sick and dangerous.

A $25 reward is being posted for the apprehension of suspect.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

anny51 · 01-12-2009, 03:55 PM

Ooh, there's nothing like being caught with the evidence, is there?

Or do they claim they 'came upon the scene of the crime'?

Think you'd better paw print the knickers and match teeth marks on the loo paper

Then again, if you offer witness protection (cosmetic surgery to change them into dachshunds...that should make them fairly unrecognisable

) they might identify the culprit/s

LOL I've been watching too many American police programmes!!

mtd885 · 01-12-2009, 04:13 PM

Dexter not to wuhreee I saw it all. It was the INTWOOODER

madcity_mike · 01-12-2009, 04:28 PM

Oh my gosh!! Dexter and Daisy must have been sound asleep when these culprits invaded your home!!

Raleighsmom · 01-12-2009, 04:58 PM

Bahahahaha... Get the DNA off the evidence and check for GDR (It's GSR on CSI .. gun shot residue) for doodles it's GDR...Goofy Doodle Residue....

I'm POSITIVE you won't find any GDR, from Dexter and Daisey as they couldn't possibly have done that!!! It's definately the Intruder, and the sooner he's caught the better!!! I vote to up the reward to $25.50!!!

Thanks for a great laugh Rita!!!

doodledash · 01-12-2009, 05:01 PM

Not sure who could have done this are you

tuffystar · 01-12-2009, 05:21 PM

You guys are always good for a laugh! I love this post!

gene · 01-12-2009, 05:33 PM

Rita.....Dexter and Daisy said they'd sing like canaries for a bully stick!!

01-12-2009, 06:22 PM

Rita...there is no way Dex and Daisy could have done that!!! It had to be the intruder. Hopefully this intruder will be caught soon so all the doods can breathe a sigh of relief that they won't be blamed for the intruder's mischief.

sandy · 01-12-2009, 07:51 PM

Is the cardboard tube from the TP also gone? If so, we have the same invader! Nicky couldn't have done it. He's a big grown up two year old! I now have to hide the TP when I leave the house!

Dextersmommy · 01-12-2009, 09:15 PM

Yes, the tube is gone! OMG, we have to tell the DBI this information immediately!

blueteal · 01-12-2009, 09:43 PM

bahahhaaaaaaaaaaa
Love the story and the pictures and of course it was the intruder............

**MaxandMe** · 01-12-2009, 09:57 PM

that intruder sure did a gooooooooood job on the LAST roll of TP.......hope you have some leaves outside left

Dextersmommy · 01-12-2009, 10:17 PM

I had to run to the gas station down the block, and all they had was the sally sandpaper stuff! Ouch!

Dextersmommy · 01-12-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raleighsmom

Bahahahaha... Get the DNA off the evidence and check for GDR (It's GSR on CSI .. gun shot residue) for doodles it's GDR...Goofy Doodle Residue....

I'm POSITIVE you won't find any GDR, from Dexter and Daisey as they couldn't possibly have done that!!! It's definately the Intruder, and the sooner he's caught the better!!! I vote to up the reward to $25.50!!!

Thanks for a great laugh Rita!!!

Can't.....saving my pennies to buy Elmo

01-12-2009, 03:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dextersmommy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	Intruder goes too far Case: Home Intruder known to frequent homes of doodle owners Time: Sometime between 9:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m, Monday, January 12, 2009 Witnesses: Dexter and Daisy, shown below in Exhibits A & B with evidence, no statements given Charge: Destroying the last roll of TP in the house, and invading clothes hamper leaving panties in evidence. Intruder considered sick and dangerous. A $25 reward is being posted for the apprehension of suspect. Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C __________________ http://www.RitaDoe.etsy.com http://www.cabinfeversoapworks.net63.net A doodle a day keeps the boredom away.....

01-12-2009, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
anny51 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: England/New Zealand Posts: 755	Re: Intruder goes too far Ooh, there's nothing like being caught with the evidence, is there? Or do they claim they 'came upon the scene of the crime'? Think you'd better paw print the knickers and match teeth marks on the loo paper Then again, if you offer witness protection (cosmetic surgery to change them into dachshunds...that should make them fairly unrecognisable ) they might identify the culprit/s LOL I've been watching too many American police programmes!! __________________ Ann and Charlie "Qui me amat, amet et canem meum." ("Love me, love my dog.") - St. Bernard, A.D. 1150, "Sermo Primus

01-12-2009, 04:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
mtd885 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: FLORIDA/San Francisco Ca Posts: 1,358	Re: Intruder goes too far Dexter not to wuhreee I saw it all. It was the INTWOOODER __________________ mtd/renee/Abby Doodle Dandy CGC/dr spike katz DBS DOODLE ON! DOODLES OF AMERICA UNITE!

01-12-2009, 04:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
madcity_mike Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Posts: 670	Re: Intruder goes too far Oh my gosh!! Dexter and Daisy must have been sound asleep when these culprits invaded your home!! __________________ Mike, Sofie, and Parker "What dogs? These are my children, little people with fur who open my heart a little wider." -Oprah Winfrey

01-12-2009, 04:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Raleighsmom Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Windsor,Ct Posts: 4,617	Re: Intruder goes too far Bahahahaha... Get the DNA off the evidence and check for GDR (It's GSR on CSI .. gun shot residue) for doodles it's GDR...Goofy Doodle Residue.... I'm POSITIVE you won't find any GDR, from Dexter and Daisey as they couldn't possibly have done that!!! It's definately the Intruder, and the sooner he's caught the better!!! I vote to up the reward to $25.50!!! Thanks for a great laugh Rita!!! __________________ Kathie,Raleigh & Molly! "Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!" ~ Theophile Gautier

01-12-2009, 05:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
doodledash Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 513	Re: Intruder goes too far Not sure who could have done this are you

01-12-2009, 05:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
tuffystar Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Utah Posts: 2,292	Re: Intruder goes too far You guys are always good for a laugh! I love this post!

01-12-2009, 05:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
gene Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: youngstown ohio Posts: 8,619	Re: Intruder goes too far Rita.....Dexter and Daisy said they'd sing like canaries for a bully stick!! __________________ gene , jonah , miko and rumor "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley

01-12-2009, 06:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Intruder goes too far Rita...there is no way Dex and Daisy could have done that!!! It had to be the intruder. Hopefully this intruder will be caught soon so all the doods can breathe a sigh of relief that they won't be blamed for the intruder's mischief.

01-12-2009, 07:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
sandy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 448	Re: Intruder goes too far Is the cardboard tube from the TP also gone? If so, we have the same invader! Nicky couldn't have done it. He's a big grown up two year old! I now have to hide the TP when I leave the house! __________________ Sandy and Nicky the Doodle

01-12-2009, 09:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dextersmommy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	Re: Intruder goes too far Yes, the tube is gone! OMG, we have to tell the DBI this information immediately! __________________ http://www.RitaDoe.etsy.com http://www.cabinfeversoapworks.net63.net A doodle a day keeps the boredom away.....

01-12-2009, 09:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
blueteal Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,334	Re: Intruder goes too far bahahhaaaaaaaaaaa Love the story and the pictures and of course it was the intruder............

01-12-2009, 09:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
MaxandMe Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 15,103	Re: Intruder goes too far that intruder sure did a gooooooooood job on the LAST roll of TP.......hope you have some leaves outside left __________________ *Annmarie, Max,& Peanut* "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." Anatole France uncondtional love: what a dog always does for us and humans strive to do but can we?

01-12-2009, 10:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
Dextersmommy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 980	Re: Intruder goes too far I had to run to the gas station down the block, and all they had was the sally sandpaper stuff! Ouch! __________________ http://www.RitaDoe.etsy.com http://www.cabinfeversoapworks.net63.net A doodle a day keeps the boredom away.....

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